What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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