Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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