- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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