- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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