- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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