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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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