- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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