What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Tilt your screen back .

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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