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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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