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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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