- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

roses are red poo is poo

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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