How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

9/11

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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