An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A man penetrates another man.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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