- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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