What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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