What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I'm homeless.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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