- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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