What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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