How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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