Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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