What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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read this sentence again.

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Maths.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Dumb

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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