Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Obama

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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karn chevalier

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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