Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Suck pussy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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