What's up? Your time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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like if your cool

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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