- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I put my baby in a microwave.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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