- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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