roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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