- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Women's rights

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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