what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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