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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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