- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your big dick.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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