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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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