A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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