What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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I'm so punny.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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