- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

haha black people :D

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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