- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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