- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

kennah campion when she talks

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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