Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why? Because.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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My jeans

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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