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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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