Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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women's rights.

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