what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

The New York Giants

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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