Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Justin Bieber

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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where's mom I killed her

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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