- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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