- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My cat just died.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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