Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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