- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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