- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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