A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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