how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Jimmy Saville

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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men's rights activists

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Anti Joke

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