- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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