- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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