- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Take part of what?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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