- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

outside your comfort zone

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??