- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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