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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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