- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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