- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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