why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

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