- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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