awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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