What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dwarf Shortage

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Women's rights

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

swag

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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