What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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