what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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