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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Once, I went to Peru.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Im taking a shit right now.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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