What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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woman's rights

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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It's all Taggart

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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