- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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