Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Rylan Clark

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How old are you? 7

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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