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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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