- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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