When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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