Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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