whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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