What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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My cat just died.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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