What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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alert('The Game')

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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