Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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