- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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