What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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