How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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