A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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woman's rights

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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