Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Tall asians

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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