- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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