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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

woman's rights

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Women.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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