- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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