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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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