- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

The cream, it is coming

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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