What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Jordan is pregant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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