Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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