What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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12 in general

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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