- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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