- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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