- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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