Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Poop

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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