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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Steve Jobs is alive.

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