Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Jesus Christ

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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