What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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