What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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