- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a black man pays his child support

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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