Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

123 f*ck off

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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