what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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