- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Women's rights

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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