I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Error 37.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A van drives into a car.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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