- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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