- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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