Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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