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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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