Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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