Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Men's rights

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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