- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

breasts

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A van drives into a car.

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