Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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