- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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