Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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