Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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