a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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