- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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