What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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