- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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