Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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womans having rights.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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