What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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