you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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