- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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