- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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