- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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