- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Hello.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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