- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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