Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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