- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's brown an sticky Shit

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Obama = ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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