roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Anti Joke

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