Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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