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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

someone called someone else a frog

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Your mother is so fat.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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