- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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