Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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