What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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