How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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dallen loves penis

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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