- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My spelling is horrible

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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